• EverybodyLovesEricRaymond
• GoogleChineseCensor

• Chinese army using Google to find new torture techniques
• MSN, Yahoo et al. already sold out
• "Do no evil"
• Chinese New Year
• Communists

• http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/ENGASA170022006

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_Jintao

• /ArmsIndustry

Script idea 1

eric: I see that Google have made the right decision about supporting the brutal regime in China
richard: how is that?
eric: Well they're censoring their searches as requested.

richard: You consider that the right decision?
eric: Well they are letting the free market decide.  What could be a better test!

richard: You know the Chinese government are communists?
*eric goggle eyed and red with puffed up cheeks*: unghk!

*later*
richard: well it turns out that eric's support of a free market is exactly equal to his hatred of communists, and then his head exploded
linus: did you save his mustache for me?
richard: I've got it on a 7 day auction on ebay

or

eric: that was weird
richard: What happened?
eric: well it seems my hatred of communists is exactly equal to my support of a free market.

Script idea 2

richard: I see Google have agreed to support the brutal regime in China by sensoring their search results
eric: Give google a break Stallman.  They could be supporting far more brutal and dangerous regimes.

richard: I'm pretty sure they've already established offices in the USA Eric
eric: I was thinking of Cuba actually

richard: Cuba?
eric: absolutely! Cuba have cars that run on *sugar* stallman.  Have you considered the implications to our great oil economy if that ever caught on?

richard: Cuba?
eric: The free market will cure all stallman.  Just you wait and see.  Google did the right thing
richard:

Script idea 3

richard: I see Google have agreed to support the brutal regime in China by sensoring their search results
eric: Give google a break Stallman.  They could be supporting far more brutal and dangerous regimes.

richard: I'm pretty sure they've already established offices in the USA Eric
eric: Bleh. I think you'll find that Google's decision will be a positive thing for China.

*google china search screen shot*
"HuJintao69@gmail.com| Personalised Home | My Account | Sign out"
searching for "USA torture techniques" 

Script idea 4

froogle search results screen shot
search: expensive gadgets
"did you mean 'farming implements'?"
results: farming implements and stereotypical chinese hats

google maps
bright shining PR China country, dark dingy "not pr china" everywhere else
or "Made in China"
or "Capitalist pigs doomed to failure"
Ruleke: "pr china on mainland china" "pr china, really!" on HongKong and Taiwan, "Made in China" on the West, and "Mined by China" on Africa

google news
all positive china articles: "Google open China offices. No big deal.  Nothing to see here."
everything else "capitalist lies"

google china search screen shot
"HuJintao69@gmail.com| Personalised Home | My Account | Sign out"
searching for "USA torture techniques"