How about something with Larry Ellison and Hans Reiser:
- Larry and Hans are eating together at an Italian restaraunt.
- Larry tells Hans he likes him because he may literally get away with murder.
- Larry tries to convince Hans to do a little job.
- Hans objects saying that he loves open source.
- Larry tells Hans that we hurt the ones we love the most.
- Larry gives Hans a pile of money, a plane ticket to Raleigh, NC and tells him no questioned asked.
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