script 1

synopsis: Mark Shuttleworth is questioned on Launchpad by Richard Stallman. Caught hoarding metadata.

rms: Mark, I notice your distro management system, Launchpad.net, isn't a free software project
mark: didn't you get the memo?
rms: No.  I couldn't find any public statement about it either.

mark: now, it's all explained in the faq
rms: I checked the faq.  Nothing relevant in there.
mark: We called you, you weren't in.

rms: well it's an obvious concern for a company that purports to support freedom to keep it's meta-data tied up in proprietary software
mark: Agh, I'm sick and tired of this argument.

rms: zuh?

script 2

eric: so explain Canonical's business model to me again
mark: Ok.  I use my basically limitless bank account to fund Ubuntu.

mark: As users flock to us, all the commercial Linux distros go out of business and die
mark: During that time, as all the free distros were using our proprietary launchpad.net service, we have their metadata locked up behind a SOAP interface and our success is guaranteed

eric: wow! A free software monopoly! The invisible hand of the market is jerking me off here. What next?
mark: Well by that point, I expect the world will have run out of cheap Oil, and we can go to the profit-making phase...

mark: My patented hand cranked XML parser!  I'll be RICH! Again.
eric: Can I work your crank?
mark: No, eric.

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/Launchpad (last edited 2006-02-21 15:18:21 by JohnLeach)