http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/17/eric_raymond_linux_compromise/
https://www.fundable.org/groupactions/ericraymondipod/ - Buy ESR an ipod
http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/19/134203 - ESR Supports Proprietary Software
http://linux.slashdot.org/linux/06/08/25/1926250.shtml - ESR Says Linux Followers Should Compromise
Script idea 1
synposis: Eric complains his ipod doesn't work but it turns out he doesn't even know what an ipod is.
eric: Linus, please explain why my ipod isn't supported in Linux linus: erm, it's just a usb device. you plug it in and mount it. any modern Distro will auto-mount it for you. eric: Plug it in? But there are no connectors on my ipod! linus: that's a tv remote control eric eric: I've been ripped off! I'm calling the shop I bought this from right now! - hrm no answer linus: that's another tv remote control eric eric: so where have all my voice mails been going all these years? richard holding phone: I've told you people a thousand times, I'm NOT interested in an NRA membership. leave me alone!